..meanwhile in some remote corner of Pakistan…..
Fidayeen 1: So the day has come when our rigorous training has come to an end, we have mastered every weapon known to man and have eschewed fear of death….it is time fellow brother that we strike down the heathen and unfaithful with the full fury of God’s Justice…..
Fidayeen2: what?? Training over!!! So soon….man..we are so hard-core!!!...so now what??
Fidayeen1: Now it’s time we receive glory…..tell me dear brother on which shores should we be martyred….Should it be the country of the Zionists who have long oppressed our brothers in Palestine, Lebanon and Syria…or should we avenge the cowards who murdered our brothers in Bosnia & Kosovo, or should we strike the weakened puppet states of the great Satan….or should I dare say we take on the Great Satan itself on its homeland….muahahahahaha…!!!!!
Fidayeen2: Have you completely lost it Fidayeen1 or playing stupid to piss me off.., when you have oppressed Kashmiris in your backyard and trains to take you to the heart of the infidel state, why are you thinking of a logistical nightmare??.....Let’s go and detonate some IEDs and go on a shooting spree in India…..if we get away with it we score major brownie points here…..if we get caught we get to wine and dine your entire life on Indian taxpayer money…get celebrity status… get clemency in the near future…probably get returned in exchange for rich honeymooners..let’s catch the morning train…Fidayeens need not buy tickets….we’ll get the fidayeen quota seats in first class…
Fidayeen1: are you shitting me…..C’mon..that is for losers…what about the martyrdom…the 72 virgins…the grace of the lord and the whole ninety-nine yards…did you bunk the “martyrs with benefits” educational film??
Fidayeen2: you see that is the problem with you, It seems in addition to being an uneducated horny adolescent you are unaware of concepts of management..this is the new age ..we only talk win-win, Getting Blown away, or riddled with heathen bullets will land you in God Heaven with 72 (assuming female)Virgins and a glowing Martyr status back in Pakistan. Getting caught will land us in the Heathen Heaven where with the right connections one can enjoy free food drink and even more than 72 confirmed females although not virgins per se...while the faithful back home ennoble us in lore..so in a way you can have your Pheerni and it it too. And if any one of them conservative Indian sonsofbitches try to expedite our trials we will have big intellectuals to gaurd our Human Rights.
Fidayeen1: Human Rights? Intellectuals?!! what are these!!!
Fidayeen2: Never mind, they are our pals in heathen country..
Fidayeen1: as usual brother you have convinced me, you have led me back from the strayed path....let us go avenge some of our dear kashmiri brothers..and think Win-Win....yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fidayeen 1: So the day has come when our rigorous training has come to an end, we have mastered every weapon known to man and have eschewed fear of death….it is time fellow brother that we strike down the heathen and unfaithful with the full fury of God’s Justice…..
Fidayeen2: what?? Training over!!! So soon….man..we are so hard-core!!!...so now what??
Fidayeen1: Now it’s time we receive glory…..tell me dear brother on which shores should we be martyred….Should it be the country of the Zionists who have long oppressed our brothers in Palestine, Lebanon and Syria…or should we avenge the cowards who murdered our brothers in Bosnia & Kosovo, or should we strike the weakened puppet states of the great Satan….or should I dare say we take on the Great Satan itself on its homeland….muahahahahaha…!!!!!
Fidayeen2: Have you completely lost it Fidayeen1 or playing stupid to piss me off.., when you have oppressed Kashmiris in your backyard and trains to take you to the heart of the infidel state, why are you thinking of a logistical nightmare??.....Let’s go and detonate some IEDs and go on a shooting spree in India…..if we get away with it we score major brownie points here…..if we get caught we get to wine and dine your entire life on Indian taxpayer money…get celebrity status… get clemency in the near future…probably get returned in exchange for rich honeymooners..let’s catch the morning train…Fidayeens need not buy tickets….we’ll get the fidayeen quota seats in first class…
Fidayeen1: are you shitting me…..C’mon..that is for losers…what about the martyrdom…the 72 virgins…the grace of the lord and the whole ninety-nine yards…did you bunk the “martyrs with benefits” educational film??
Fidayeen2: you see that is the problem with you, It seems in addition to being an uneducated horny adolescent you are unaware of concepts of management..this is the new age ..we only talk win-win, Getting Blown away, or riddled with heathen bullets will land you in God Heaven with 72 (assuming female)Virgins and a glowing Martyr status back in Pakistan. Getting caught will land us in the Heathen Heaven where with the right connections one can enjoy free food drink and even more than 72 confirmed females although not virgins per se...while the faithful back home ennoble us in lore..so in a way you can have your Pheerni and it it too. And if any one of them conservative Indian sonsofbitches try to expedite our trials we will have big intellectuals to gaurd our Human Rights.
Fidayeen1: Human Rights? Intellectuals?!! what are these!!!
Fidayeen2: Never mind, they are our pals in heathen country..
Fidayeen1: as usual brother you have convinced me, you have led me back from the strayed path....let us go avenge some of our dear kashmiri brothers..and think Win-Win....yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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